if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
As of today, I am now the proud owner of these beautiful one-of-a-kind pieces of jewelry.
Just your daily reminders:
- Racists are a problem
- White people are not
- Homophobes are a problem
- Straight people are not
- Transphobes are a problem
- Cis people are not
- Sexists are a problem
- Men are not
And most importantly,
- Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
So, Snakewife and I got married last October and it was an absolutely beautiful ceremony.
I especially wanted to show off the amazing cake we had made by Pink Cake Box. Not only was the cake delicious, but it looked fantastic. We gave them a number of skulls to use as templates and they literally carved each and every one of them out of edible molding chocolate (I think? It might have been molding fondant).
The skulls even had SINUS CAVITIES. It was crazy.
Now that things have calmed down and we have our pictures back, I wanted to show it off.
This was our wedding cake. :) My favorites are the super tiny bat skulls.
